Burt’s Bees Baby Ultra Gentle Lotion with Aloe for Sensitive Skin, Pediatrician Tested, 99% Natural Origin Baby Care, 12 Oz (Pack of 3)

Here’s what’s most important FIRST you want to slather your baby in crisco baking grease. THEN you want to take a Great Value brand microfiber towel and wipe them down real nice so that they got a little glow versus a John Travolta grease slick in a 80’s movie about dancing in shiny shoes and whatnot. And FINALLY you’ll want to give the baby a bath then use this lotion for their thick baby calloused knees from where they been crawlin around the neighbors yard and whatnot. Remove all the little brown blades of grass, pebbles, and especially cigarette butts from their skin before applying lotion (as I’ve learned the hard way). TRUST me your baby will thank you up and down for this liquid garment. Fresh out the donkey’s udder with this greatness.